I don’t know … this doesn’t seem convincing coming from Dr. Claus. You would expect him off all people to be too awesome to fall into the old “overreaction based on nothing” cliche.
I have to believe that Dr. Dirtbike was fired in order to drive away Dr. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend away. Dr. Claus can’t be shortsighted enough to fire Dr. Dirtbike for any other reason.
I have to say that typing those awesome names just now has been the highlight of my day.
Say it ain’t so Santa, say it ain’t so! (seriously though: I suspect much more to this firing than meets the eye. Maybe the only way to get Dr CEG to leave was to remove Dr. Dirtbike from the equation. If Dr. Dirtbike was in on it, it would explain the lip-lock with CEG)
Sidenote: “Melodramamine” is my new favorite word.
Story by Chad Bowers and Chris Sims
Art by Matt Digges
Logo and Lettering by Josh Krach
Death Rays. Mind Control. Teenage Werewolves. When you've got a problem so rad that conventional science can't help, you need to consult the specialists of Awesome Hospital.
Case History
#1: Diagnosis: A rash of Death Ray attacks and a critical case of rocking too hard test the skills of the Awesome Hospital staff.
#2: Malignant: Financial troubles force a merger with the private Weakler & Associates clinic, but will the WeakAss doctors save Awesome Hospital... or destroy it?
#3: Forever: A problem in the past sends Mike, Sven, Arthur and the mysterious Dr. Time Machine across the timestream to operate, but on who... or what?
Bonus Stories
Awesome Hospital Nights: Artist Sheli Hay joins Chris and Chad for a 6-page story about what Dr. Bulldog on a Skateboard does on his off days: He's a private detective.
Melodramawesome better be in the OED by 2015.
I predict a new future: Mike Dirtbike – Alcoholic.
Instead of a pink slip, you find a lump of coal in your inbox.
That bitch just stole Christmas.
Wait…what ju…why…whe…how…what?What? WHAT!?
I don’t know … this doesn’t seem convincing coming from Dr. Claus. You would expect him off all people to be too awesome to fall into the old “overreaction based on nothing” cliche.
I have faith that Dr. Claus has an ulterior motive in this firing.
now the intern, dr. fourwheeler, can finally get the appreciation he deserves.
I don’t think my system is ready for so much melodramawesome. I may need some Melodramamine.
I have to believe that Dr. Dirtbike was fired in order to drive away Dr. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend away. Dr. Claus can’t be shortsighted enough to fire Dr. Dirtbike for any other reason.
I have to say that typing those awesome names just now has been the highlight of my day.
Say it ain’t so Santa, say it ain’t so! (seriously though: I suspect much more to this firing than meets the eye. Maybe the only way to get Dr CEG to leave was to remove Dr. Dirtbike from the equation. If Dr. Dirtbike was in on it, it would explain the lip-lock with CEG)
Sidenote: “Melodramamine” is my new favorite word.
@Wolter, I hope you are right. Is this like firing Ronny Cox in Robocop?
“Dick Jones!”
Chad, making me laugh.
Such a great scene.
(crashes through glass) “Dick Jones!”