That’s right, everybody:Â Our team has to operate on time itself.
But first, the friendly staff would like to remind you that we’re performing moneyectomies on your wallet through our first ever line of merchandise, AWESOME HOSPITAL T-SHIRTS!
Right now we’ve got two great designs up over at Spreadshirt, and if they do well, we’re looking at doing a few more. Check ’em out!
Dr. Dirtbike
Nurse Punk Rock
Dr. Dirtbike is available on Classic White, and Nurse Punk Rock is in both ladies’ and gents’ styles. Check ’em out!
SHAZAM!!
The only remaining effective sonic surgery technique is Coldplay-related!?!?!
I weep for the future.
If it’s any consolation to Dr. Guitar Solo, “Cult of Personality” still cures what ails me…and I’ll never forget it.
To hell with whoever’s messing with time. Back in Black cures Depression, and Thunderstruck cures lethargy.
Well, this makes sense. After all, Arthur messed up the time-space continuum to save Dr. Kringle. This is the other boot dropping. I’m talking about my Yankee Rose.
Hmmm… I wonder if Dr. Guitar Solo has ever used Bad Religion’s “Infected” to treat infection?
Well, perhaps they just got ‘Doctor Erased-from-History’ as part of the Weakass Package, and his (her? Can anyone remember?) condition became infectious?
Or perhaps the records were made by the Mr Bizzaro (unqualified)?
By the bye, whatever happened to the plotline wherin Dr. Robot is pregnant?
The coldplay technique only works for cases of yellow fever.
this is fucking epic