For Dr. B to be a real hard boiled detective he’s gonna need a trench coat a fedora hat and a cigar. However when he dons all that clothing his awesome level will cause him to reach a level of awesomeness that transcends the gods themselves and elevate him to the state known as,
NIRVANAWESOME!!!!
(thunder for effect)
I actually drew this “a trench coat a fedora hat and a cigar” a couple of times. As fun as it was, in the end I discovered that Paul always looks best in one suit. His birthday suit.
Story by Chad Bowers and Chris Sims
Art by Matt Digges
Logo and Lettering by Josh Krach
Death Rays. Mind Control. Teenage Werewolves. When you've got a problem so rad that conventional science can't help, you need to consult the specialists of Awesome Hospital.
Case History
#1: Diagnosis: A rash of Death Ray attacks and a critical case of rocking too hard test the skills of the Awesome Hospital staff.
#2: Malignant: Financial troubles force a merger with the private Weakler & Associates clinic, but will the WeakAss doctors save Awesome Hospital... or destroy it?
#3: Forever: A problem in the past sends Mike, Sven, Arthur and the mysterious Dr. Time Machine across the timestream to operate, but on who... or what?
Bonus Stories
Awesome Hospital Nights: Artist Sheli Hay joins Chris and Chad for a 6-page story about what Dr. Bulldog on a Skateboard does on his off days: He's a private detective.
Bulldog on a Skateboard? Awesome.
Doctor Bulldog on a Skateboard? Doubly Awesome.
Hard-boiled Detective Doctor Bulldog on a Skateboard? EPIC.
It’s Rose Tattoo!!!
Woo! Philadelphia! Also, Red Snapper? Very tasty (obligatory UHF reference).
Of course Dr. B has a doggie door in his office. Of course he does.
FDR Skatepark is in Philadelphia. Burnside is in Portland.
The new artist’s work would be great for some comics out there. For a comic about awesomeness, however, I think these illustrations are too humble.
It’s difficult to be suave while lapping water from a bowl, but Dr. Bulldog on a Skateboard manages to pull it off.
FDR Skatepark is in Philadelphia. Burnside is in Portland.
What?! Man, I wonder what ELSE the Tony Hawk Pro Skater franchise lied to me about…
I really dig the contemplative nature of Paul’s skateboarding in panel 1. Hey, are those ankle cameos by Sven and Caveman?
Portland is simply a cheap imitation of Philadelphia, so I’m ceding the moral victory to Chris on this one.
Tony Hawk Pro Skater – Our generation’s greatest deception.
But that was only 14.877142 in human years.
Who lives in Portland? Yeah, baby!
Butt: 10
Back: 7 (and I’m being kind)
Legs: May I suggest a Lady Schick?
But overall- I need more!
For Dr. B to be a real hard boiled detective he’s gonna need a trench coat a fedora hat and a cigar. However when he dons all that clothing his awesome level will cause him to reach a level of awesomeness that transcends the gods themselves and elevate him to the state known as,
NIRVANAWESOME!!!!
(thunder for effect)
Actually, I just want to see Paul play poker.
Just realized something – when did Jessica Rabbit get a haircut and a tat?
I actually drew this “a trench coat a fedora hat and a cigar” a couple of times. As fun as it was, in the end I discovered that Paul always looks best in one suit. His birthday suit.
Red Snapper — very tasty!!