The panel didn’t really show his legs in part 1. IIs anyone else disappointed that when you do see Dr. Dirtbike, he isn’t carrying the bike up the mountain with his legs?
Story by Chad Bowers and Chris Sims
Art by Matt Digges
Logo and Lettering by Josh Krach
Death Rays. Mind Control. Teenage Werewolves. When you've got a problem so rad that conventional science can't help, you need to consult the specialists of Awesome Hospital.
Case History
#1: Diagnosis: A rash of Death Ray attacks and a critical case of rocking too hard test the skills of the Awesome Hospital staff.
#2: Malignant: Financial troubles force a merger with the private Weakler & Associates clinic, but will the WeakAss doctors save Awesome Hospital... or destroy it?
#3: Forever: A problem in the past sends Mike, Sven, Arthur and the mysterious Dr. Time Machine across the timestream to operate, but on who... or what?
Bonus Stories
Awesome Hospital Nights: Artist Sheli Hay joins Chris and Chad for a 6-page story about what Dr. Bulldog on a Skateboard does on his off days: He's a private detective.
Holy cats, Mike Dirtbike is ripped! He’s like a Peter Paul Rubens painting… O___O
I like that this homages the best part of the worst Star Trek Movie. Also, Dr. Dirtbike’s abs.
Because of course it’s Mount Shatner!
Mount Shatner is, of course, a bald mountain, though you’d never know it because of the convincing treeline toupee.
Mount Shatner – nestled snugly in the Convention Valley, which is easily accessible by the Priceline Expressway.
See, Kirk is wimpy. He falls off sheer cliff faces when climbing without a harness. Dr. Dirtbike, however, holds on with one hand, while conversing.
You had me at Mount Shatner.
Obviously Mount Shatner is like Mount Rushmore, but with the faces of TJ Hooker, Captain Kirk, Denny Crane and the Big Giant Head sculpted in it.
Why does he climb the mountain?
Because he’s IN LOVE
The panel didn’t really show his legs in part 1. IIs anyone else disappointed that when you do see Dr. Dirtbike, he isn’t carrying the bike up the mountain with his legs?
. . . Just me, then.
The dirtbike is hospital property and was confiscated from him. Maybe climbing a mountain is how he gets to the store to buy a new one.
I wish every week was comprised of 3 Tuesdays and 4 Thursdays.
In case anyone is unfamiliar with “Shatner Of The Mount” by Fall On Your Sword, well, behold;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ